Movie Credits
Production company Company A Productions Music Supervisor Matt Reilly Casting Dee Coats Carol DeArman Kelly Montgomery Editor Michael Chaskes DP Jeff Faulkinbury Exec prod Bob Hewitt Rachel Hewitt Exec prod Andy Doran Exec prod Heather Kearney Wayne Kearney Prod Jay Williams Beth Reilly Joe Reilly Screenplay Joe Reilly Director Joe Reilly Cast Joe Effin Joe Reilly Traci Effin Candice Bruder Kevin Boyd Ron Finberg Wayne Jr. Mark McConn Wayne Sr. Jay Williams Rachel Carol DeArman Brian Jake Pardee Morris Nick DeArman Eric Peter Clifton Gail Katherine Moore Suzy Gillian Levy Kate Effin Kate Reilly Jack Jack Faulkner Grocery Store Kid #1 Ryan Fondren Grocery Store Kid #2 Edward Taussig Inquisitive Dad Wayne Kearney Hug girl Carson Van Wart “Stupid” Schuyler Sher “Gorilla lover” Rob Thomson “You have a beaver for a penis” Will Arcidiacono “Your mom is a dog who pooped you out on the ground” Steven Gay “I pooped in your shoes” Ryan Mattingly “Poop face” Gar Lovett “Poop ball” Mary Kelly McConn “Poop stick” Kate Beeler “I’m going to strip you naked, take you up in a plane with a potty, tie your penis to the potty and throw the potty out of the plane” Randa McConn Lookout Ben Pardee Traci’s mom Jean McIntosh 10-Year Old Joe Effin Jacob Shannon Other 10-Year Old Hockey Players Bryan Deao Hayden Shaw 16-Year Old Joe Effin Kevin Engelking Other 16-Year Old Hockey Players Colton Rando Kyle Suggs Adult Hockey Players Marshall Iler Wayne Kearney Yardman Virgil Haney Girl in bed Julie Chambers Wayne Sr. stand-in Dakin Christenson Extras Elaine Van Wart Linda Van Wart Dee Coats Phyllis Chambers Peggy Haney Virgil Haney Corrine McGrath Britta Christenson Therese Moore Michael Suttle Lauren Dunlap Darren Vanek Stephen Smith Staci Benoit Holly Hargrave Jennifer Pardee Kate McConn Kirsten LaBarbera Pamela Lovett Anne Thomson David Elmer Linda Elmer Jessica Brogan Kimberly Ensey James Arcidiacono Assoc. Prod David Elmer Linda Elmer Charlie Kearney Linda Kearney Mary Bicknell John Suttle Lauren Suttle Michael Suttle 1st AD Jonathan Massey Script supv Kyle Hamley Steadi-cam operator Jonathan Massey 1st asst cam Chris Arolfo Makeup artists Staci Benoit Carol DeArman Anne Thomson Chief lighting tech Jeff Faulkinbury Asst lighting tech Jonathan Massey Grips Jason Huff Jacob Mason Jake Woods Andrew Arcidiacono Boom ops Will Hood Adam Sowers Ramsey Hood Geri Martin Production assistant Allison Ruffner Craft Services Beth Reilly Dee Coats Location scout Dee Coats Still photographer /videographer Virgil Haney Special thanks for locations Dee and Al Coats Wayne & Heather Kearney The Stork Club Scott and Valerie Locher Jay Williams Phil Cohen & Rice Epicurean Markets Don Hicks & St Francis Episcopal Day School Sharpstown Ice Center Special thanks for kid wrangling Carol DeArman Anne Thomson Therese Moore Allison Clifton Sharon Mattingly Linda Van Wart Kathy Arcidiacono Jennifer Pardee Additional special thanks Al Coats Peggy & Virgil Haney Lynn & Ellis Locher Gretchen Bohnert Lois & Don Van Wart Jill Hood Linda & Jeff Van Wart Pam Lovett Charlie Chadd Ellen Schoenfeld Judy Bland Nadine Burton Gloria Tenenbown Molly Vernon Sarah Chaskes Camille & Locke Bryan Joe Gagnon Houston Film Commission And…. St. Arnold’s Brewery for all the free beer! Thanks for the creative support Alfred Cervantes David Coats Thanks to the following, without whom the movie would have been ruined Peter Mavromates David Zucker This movie is dedicated to my effin wife, Beth, without whom my life would have been ruined.